Ten rules dating daughter
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If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.